| My weekend in a nutshell |
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"You should probably get tested for STD's immediately . . ."5:23 am, Sunday August 3rd". . .because I have been lying and cheating on all of you"
that is the mass text message I just sent to the long list of whores in my now ex boyfriends phone as he sleeps peacefully in the next room. I thought about waking him up violently but I will get greater pleasure from when he turns on his phone in the A.M. and gets 10 frantic text messages and voicemails. Oh . .and one from me. . .
"I never want to see you again" I am no ones fool. |
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| the view from my bedroom window
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| envy_isa_border: your vagina called me last night and told me she was bored me: OMG that WHORE! envy_isa_border: i know, spank her me: I knew she was drunk dialing again! envy_isa_border: im eating chocolate and drinking tea me: your vagina is drinking tea? so classy she is envy_isa_border: of course, i am all about class me: does she wear pearls? and cardigans? envy_isa_border: only on heterosexual wednesdays
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| I made you a set of keys.
I planned on surprising you over dinner, until you showed up late. I decided this night you lost you chance. I couldn't reward your childish behavior.
So I hid them in my back pocket. It's where I tuck a lifetime of hidden items.

We aren't perfect. Lately I keep finding more and more reasons why this isn't working, why we won't work.
It all comes back to these keys. If I hand them over I have no where else to hide.
With one turn of the lock you suddenly get it all... |
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