"You should probably get tested for STD's immediately . .…

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Posted by: lolainthecity Original: 8/3/2008 5:31 AM Views: 123 Comments: 9 eProps: 14 Read Comments Post a Comment Back to Your Xanga Site

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Sunday, August 03, 2008

"You should probably get tested for STD's immediately . . ."

5:23 am, Sunday August 3rd

". . .because I have been lying and cheating on all of you"

that is the mass text message I just sent to the long list of whores in my now ex boyfriends
phone as he sleeps peacefully in the next room. I thought about waking him up violently
but I will get greater pleasure from when he turns on his phone in the A.M.
and gets 10 frantic text messages and voicemails. Oh . .and one from me. . .

"I never want to see you again"

I am no ones fool.

Posted 8/3/2008 5:31 AM - 123 Views - 14 eProps - 9 comments

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I like that. It is very mean but if it is from you, then I can trust that he deserves it.

I'm sorry. It sucks.

Posted 8/3/2008 5:40 AM by Uwrote

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@Uwrote -

It's not mean. It is fair.

Posted 8/3/2008 5:43 AM by lolainthecity - reply

wow, remind me to never date you

Posted 8/3/2008 11:33 AM by Konrado

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heheh. thanks for reminding me why i like you!

Posted 8/3/2008 12:26 PM by EternalPonderer - reply

@Konrado -

@EternalPonderer -

I also copied all their phone numbers, just incase I need to do some follow up.

And 100 bucks out of his pocket to pay for the weed I am going to need.

Posted 8/3/2008 2:28 PM by lolainthecity - reply

Posted 8/4/2008 7:42 AM by newspeed - reply

It may be fair. It's definitely clever. But don't let anyone, especially an @sshole ex, bring you down to their level.... Copying the phone numbers for later use WAS a nice touch though...

Posted 8/4/2008 9:39 AM by brash25 - reply